Friday, January 23, 2015

An Ode to Skymall

Today, the news broke that Skymall, everyone’s favorite in-flight distraction, has filed for bankruptcy. Although it’s still unclear when airlines will stop carrying the catalogue, we’d like to take this opportunity to revisit a few of our Skymall-kitsch favorites—drinks-related, of course—while there’s still time to order them.

Set of GOP and FDR Bottle Openers, $14.95
From Skymall: “The collectible GOP Republican elephant is an antique replica that opens bottles with vintage political panache!” Because everyone knows that nothing goes better with drinking than politically-fueled conversations.

The King's Royal Chalice Embossed Brass Goblet, $30-$125
From Skymall: “Only Medieval knights of the realm were once allowed such finery, you and your guests may now raise an 8-oz. glass to cheer a marriage, a birth or any festive occasion worthy of a royal celebration.” Think about it. That Game of Thrones viewing party would be So. Much. Better.

Mischevous Moose, $32.99
From Skymall: “Display your wine with a touch of humor.” Like so many other Skymall products, why not? Also available in “Curious Cub” (a wine-loving polar bear cup) and “Klutzy Kitty” (a trouble-making cat).

Sippy Wine Glass, $19.95
From Skymall: “When standing and noshing, juggling a glass of wine can be challenging. Enter this acrylic wine glass with a no-spill sippy lid. Ingenious!” In all seriousness, we want one of these. Camping, lake-floating, poolside sipping—the opportunities are endless.